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Te Aguitas? Eres Choto? Lo que pasa es que el habla bastante.

November 6th, 2005

Yeah, pretty much I have been on the bender to end all benders. At least that’s what I hope. It was obvious to you, wasn’t it? All that empty time after all that drabble-on. I’ll have to be quick. Puntos, nada mas.

I plan to make this the last. (Famous not-last words.)

I’ve been rooting down with los Mexicanos.

I think mostly in Spanish now. At least when I’m aware of my thinking, which is mostly when I’m brain spins donuts in the empty dirty lot after gear-grinding on la coca, aka la cosa, la medicina, la quimica, etc.

There are some come behavior traits in the Latino culture surrounding the drunken state. They are:

• Those who love you will tell you that over and over and over in a floody flowering-over.
• After a certain blood-alcohol content, arrived at through hours
  of Spanish conversation at a lower-fluent level, it is not at all
  uncommon for them to interrupt themselves every 7.6 words to ask if you
  understand the most basic of those 7.6 words.
• They have stayminga power.
• They like to accuse others of homosexuality.

Now for specifics. Things have po-po-pol-arized. Long story short, most/many of the Garden City Connector Contingent have cut me off after tanto because a gringo that doesn’t know me but came over to my tio Enrique’s when I was there and stayed 4-5 minutes maybe and was so shocked to see a gringo speaking Spanish and hanging out with Mexicans as, dear me!, amigos! that he arrived at the obvious conclusion that I’m police and since went a-campaigning against me. Despite how illogical it is, and how I’ve acted…everything! some have fallen victim and begun to desconfiarme. (The highlight here was Mirinda microwaving my Amex Blue, and taking the odd burn/melt pattern–the chip undamaged–as proof of my policianess.) Me molesta mucho. Others have risen, unrelatedly, to prove themselves some of the best people and friends a pinche guero or chato or beaner could have. Amazing loyalty, generosity, care, hospitality, on and on an…. I could go off/on here but will leave it at that. I have sites to prolgrim.

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